Conference Video Spec Script
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Advanced Idea Mechanics presents the 2011 North American Sales Meeting: A.I.M. at the Future!
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MODOK (Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing), Vice President, Sales
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Conference Hall
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Exhibition Hall
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2012 Dreadbuster
Power Armor
Betatron Bomb
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Resource Center
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Three Strategies
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Service and Aftermarket
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Service and Aftermarket
Safety Solutions
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Service and Aftermarket
Safety Solutions
DESTROY CAPTAIN AMERICA!
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Visit Booths
Discussion and Feedback
Brain Eaten
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MODOK: Hello, I’m MODOK, Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing. I’d like to welcome you to Advanced Idea Mechanics’ 2011 North American Sales Meeting. The past year has given our organization a fresh perspective. Remaining competitive in the ever-changing landscape of evil Super-Science has presented a unique challenge while generating new sales has been difficult in the current economic climate. And, of course, Captain America has continued his incessant meddling!
That is why we have brought you to this, our first North American Sales Meeting. Here you will have the chance to see exciting new products first-hand and connect with your fellow lowly henchmen.
Each of you in North American Sales is part of the reason that A.I.M. is the leading evil science wholesale supplier and destined to one day crush the governments of the world and rule the planet as a techno-utopia!
(VO): The Indianapolis Airport Hyatt offers a large and comfortable Conference Hall in which you may pick up your information packets and laser rifles.
Next door is . . .
(VO): . . . the Exhibition Hall. Here you’ll find display booths with the newest in robotic exosuit options . . .
(VO): . . . this year’s doomsday machines . . .
(VO): . . . and the latest in Super-Science super fashion.
The final area is . . .
(VO): . . . the Resource Center.
Here you’ll find schedules and resource materials, and don’t forget the scavenger hunt! Also, please feel free to send me your questions and comments via tele-beam and I will have you flogged for speaking to me!
The past year has tested the ability of A.I.M. to gain market share and build armies of mutant super-men. In order to make this year a winning year, we must look again at how we market our products and why we put Rhesus monkey brains into atomic robot bodies.
That’s why A.I.M. Supreme Command has identified three strategies for success in 2012. Each strategy has its own booth in the Exhibition Hall where you’ll find all the resources you’ll need. And don’t forget the scavenger hunt!
The first strategy is . . .
. . . service and aftermarket. A.I.M.’s consultants and cyborgs can help diagnose problems. They identify ways to improve performance, provide practical solutions to improve productivity and transform concepts into deadly psychic energy monsters.
The second strategy is . . .
(VO): . . . safety solutions. Safety is A.I.M.’s number one priority.
Safety is critical to customer peace of mind and the materials you’ll find at our Safety booth have been developed to help you create awareness of the mind-melting effects of mind-melting ray guns and maintain long-term relationships with your customers.
The third strategy is . . .
(VO): . . . DESTROY CAPTAIN AMERICA!
You call yourself minions? You don’t know a Reverse Ion Cannon from your own assholes! Why is this man still alive? He doesn’t even have a gun! What is the problem? Is it the shield? You can’t shoot past the shield? We have guns that can shoot through time and we can’t shoot Captain freakin’ America! He’s dressed like a flag, for Pete’s sake!
Anyway, there’s a booth for that one, too. It’s got some brochures and some key chains and there’s a shooting range with a big target that looks a lot like a shield. Maybe that will help.
These strategies will be critical to our success in 2012.
(VO): Please be sure to visit the Exhibition Hall and take advantage of the materials available in the Resource Center. Discuss what you’ve learned with your sales leaders. Your feedback is what keeps A.I.M. on its toes. Let your project managers know what you think. Otherwise, your brain will be extracted by the Super-Adaptoid and fed to Groot, the monster from Planet X.
And don’t forget the scavenger hunt! If you are somehow successful in hunting down and destroying the merciless inter-dimensional Scavenger, you can collect your reward in the Conference Hall.
But remember, have fun and A.I.M. . . . at the future!